Ringing bells ... didn't work.CSI Tuxedo ... didn't work.
Surf on Liberal "leak" ... looked like it might work, but alas, 'twas a dud.
You Tube stunt ... feh.
Attack the Auditor ... not very smart.
Send Hail Mary letters to John Harvard and George Hickes to invoke medieval law ... not so much.
Have mentally unstable Tory bloggers float anything that comes into their heads ... hmm, at least I won't get sued.
One thing left to do ... (sound of sucking in wind).